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I would love to comment, but I have NO idea what kind of comment might be appropriate here. So I'll just order a soy latte and let it go at that.


You attract the most interesting people. I NEVER get people in line to tell me personal things no matter how much I try. Maybe they see the 3 year old and try to ignore me like I do when I'm out sans small person. Do you ever feel like you are a sounding board for the world, or just even West Linn?


I found this to be a very informative bit that you wrote about that male and female stuff. It took me about 13 years (I got my first piece of tush at 17 - no, really) to discover that females had orgasms because I never lasted long enough until I was 30 to find out. Even then it was sheer happenstance because I was going through a rough patch in my life and I was having trouble getting the full measure of my manhood, and my partner at the time (I think it was my first wife but I could be wrong...who can remember?) tried so many different strategies that she finally started shaking like one of those old fashioned malted milk machines, then rolled off, had a cigarette, and fell asleep. I looked it up and sure enough, that's what she had. Anyway....shit, what was I saying? So, thanks!!


My whole family came in to my office to find out why I was laughing so hard for so long. Thanks, Ann!

Sarah B.

I, unfortunately, or fortunately as the case may be, did not discover vaginal orgasms until my 40's. Sad but true. Oprah had her sex expert on who talked about a "blended" orgasm and I thought I should have one of those and had a feeling I would like it even better than a latte. I am divorced with a wonderful boyfriend (thus much better sex in my 40's) and we were able to reach it (pardon the pun). His weiner is just fine but was not necessary to achieve you know what. I think a man with a big heart, a good sex drive and a lot of determination beats a big weiner anyday. (Though a big weiner is nice but that's a whole other topic.)


I want to say
1. I'm glad I didn't go out with Stuart ever and I hope he wrote his first wife an apology letter. Oh just kidding Stuart: She should have yelled at you and told you!
2. Sarah B is living a better life than I am. Shouldn't I have had a vaginal orgasm by now if it were real? My one friend who told me she had them all the time admitted she was lying when we went out drinking one night. What am I doing wrong that Sarah B is doing right? It just doesn't make sense to me that there are actually 2 different types of orgasm.
3. No one at my Starbucks is half so fun as the people at Ann's!
4. Thanks for the thought provoking post: So my cervix is erotic...

Sarah B.

At the risk of TMI, I will delicately answer Claudia's question. The G Spot is what you are striving to reach. If you work at it a bit, you will find it. When you poke it, it feels like you have to pee. If you poke it a lot and relax, it eventually feels really good. Things that help:
a man who knows anatomy
a few pillows under your rear
for the blended thing, some multi tasking (the familiar "O" zone and the G zone)
Sorry Ann. I'm not sure if this is what you expected from the readers of your blog. But any post with the word weiner is fair game as far as I'm concerned.

Ann Brown

Hunh. I really thought the point of my post was that people say the darndest things in line at Starbucks. The comments now have a life of their own.


Sarah, Do I need a plastic sheet under the pillows?

Sarah B.

For the first one, it's a good possibility.

Smartass Michelle

Thank you Stuart. (sarcasm)
Thank you Sarah B. (sincere)
Thank you Ann.

While Amy kindly states that you "attract the most INTERESTING people", it's nice to know I'm not the only FREAK MAGNET in WL. (my family's longstanding, not so nice, but oh so honest assessment of my abilities in the "attraction dept")

Carry on!

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