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I cut my own bangs about three times a year in between scheduled hair cuts. My hair stylist is so nice about it and he never brings it up. I always feel so guilty and I give him all these excuses which usually involve my children because he can't check with them about it. I have told him that E got a hold of scissors and did it and before I knew it he had cut them so I had to even them out. I have told him that one of the boys got gum in my hair....oddly, it got stuck in my bangs. I have also told him that I sneezed while cutting them which resulted in the uneven chunk missing from the side. I have convinced myself that he completely believes me when I tell him these lies. I refuse to admit that I did this to myself and I just keep trying and failing and lying about it.


I need a haircutter who tells good jokes and has some experience with (and sympathy for) the thinning, whimpy hair of a perimenopausal woman. Can I make an appointment with you, Ann?


pubic hair transplant..... I really don't think it looks THAT bad dude......


See, this is why when I finally cut my hair short I told the stylist to make it look "edgy" -- and then anything I do to it just adds to that edge.

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