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I was in 6th grade, going home on the school bus, when a 'cool' all-knowing 8th grader was making fun of some 'uncool' 7th grade kid and used the word "dildo." Being the curious, and very fearless, little thang that I was (and still am), I turned around and asked the 8th grader what a dildo was. He told me to ask my mom when I got home.

So I did. HA! She was... red in the face, somewhat horrified, but remained calm and answered me in an adult-like fashion. I don't remember what my response was, but I couldn't really understand why in the world people would want to make replicas of penises.

The next morning, I reported back to the 8th grader, who was flabbergasted and even more horrified at the situation than was my mother, that I don't think that 8th grade schmuck ever told another kid to ask their parents about anything inappropriate again.

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